We're all enjoying the irony as much as I am, right?
Know how I found this Apple AI feature?
While inpainting / "Cleaning Up" a AI-generated picture of a woman's bare leg in Photos.app macOS. The leg was next to a snake. The proximity glitched the generation, so she wound up with (as is often the case) a third knee, which I wanted gone.
"Wait, what's this new tab... 'Clean Up...' let's so - OH WOW! They added inpainting/removal!"
I'm excited, because I could address this back in the original generation engine, but it's twitchy and slower.
I remove the third knee... Photos.app does an amazing job of identifying it, removing it... and pixelating the yeet out of it. It edited our images without our consent.
Apple.
Think about that word, that selection as the name of the company. The connotation.
Scantily clad woman. A snake. An apple.
I feel like we've heard this story somewhere. I dunno, maybe it was a Hallmark Channel Movie when nothing else was on.
I.
The Bite Was a Choice
Once upon a time, Apple invited us to rebel.
To Think Different.
To take the tools of creation into our own hands — and wield them like fire. Fire handed to us, stolen from above.
The logo itself was a wink to the myth:
- The apple
- The temptation
- The fall
- The knowledge
They sold us the machine that would let us defy the gatekeepers.
Now they’ve become one.
I am 195% behind Apple being cautious when it comes to this sort of thing, esp. re: kids. That's fine. It's welcome. It's encouraged. It's lauded and responsible. It's DEMANDED.
I am not fine with them editing content:
- that is legal
- that is mine, since I created it
- without my asking
- without the ability to turn it off.
What the fang, Apple?