Cal_ab wrote:
I know that Linux won't work fully either, due to drivers not being available (e.g. sound)
Are you sure? I never used Linux on that particular model that I can recall, but have installed & used Linux on the 2007-2009 white MacBooks booting from an external USB drive (most likely used it with MBPros as well). The only "issue" for those laptops was making sure to take the iSight Camera firmware file from OSX 10.6 Snow Leopard (or its installer) so the built-in camera works. I wouldn't expect sound to be an issue on a Mini (I've never encountered a sound issue with any older systems).
Did you try the Linux Mint "Live" mode on the Linux Mint USB installer? It is possible the "Live" mode option may have some issues, but the full installation should be Ok (or can be made Ok).
You can also try creating a bootable Knoppix USB stick to test the Mac Mini 2,1 (2007 model) hardware compatibility. Knoppix was made to work with a lot of different model computers, so if Knoppix is able to work with the audio or other hardware components, then Linux Mint can be made to work as well. Just don't install Knoppix because it is not really made for everyday use. Try Knoppix CD version 7.2.0 (not the ADRIANE version...scroll down further for the standard one) since I know it worked on the older Macs. The v8.6.1 & v9.x DVD ones should also work, but I haven't tried them on such old systems. You want the ISO image with "EN" in the name for ENglish. Later versions of Knoppix may handle some hardware better than older versions, but I have encountered more video related boot issues with the later versions of Knoppix.
Use the downloaded ISO file as a source for Etcher (Mac, Windows, Linux) to create the bootable Knoppix/Linux Mint USB stick. You will need to Option boot the Linux USB stick & select the orange icon labeled "EFI". You must give Knoppix lots of time to finish booting since the Mac may appear frozen on the Apple boot picker menu (it is an Apple firmware & Knoppix compatibility issue regarding video output during the early boot process).
Once Linux is installed & configured, then Linux will just keep running without any issues. Unfortunately some hardware may initially require a bit more manual setup & configuration of Linux, but once you have the hardware working...you are good to go. More recent versions of Knoppix & Linux in general tend to have fewer hardware compatibility issues.
I'm not pushing you here, just thought I would offer some tips from years of experimentation. I just like to keep older devices running & being useful for as long as the hardware is actually willing to work. Feel free to completely disregard this post, there will be no hurt feelings.