How do I connect your Apple Watch to your phone

Start here;

Set up and pair Apple Watch

It appears that it is not possible from the article you directed me to. Can you confirm that it is not possible to receive texts from two phones, on one watch...?

No it is not possible.

A watch is paired to one phone

While you can have 5 watches paired to one iPhone only 1 of the watches can be active at a time.

Ok. Boo. Thanks for the prompt reply!